Questions to ponder … and if you have an answer, feel free to comment!
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
Why when people ask you “what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?” no one ever replies, “A BOAT”

Who said glue doesn’t stick to the inside of the bottle? It’s what holds it together!
Maybe if we’re normally head over heels, we should normally be happy.
The Easter Bunny carries eggs BECAUSE rabbits don’t lay eggs. How else are they going to get eggs?
And why would someone want a boat on a desert island if they don’t want to escape?